As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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