it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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