"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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