Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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