go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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