if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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