i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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