do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
4 words: hood of his car
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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