I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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