Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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