I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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