sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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