do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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