omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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