like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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