uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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