do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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