Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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