have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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