Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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