I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
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you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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