Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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