I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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