remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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