You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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