you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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