I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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