We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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