The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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