at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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