pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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