you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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