it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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