You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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