yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I don't think brook has ever known best
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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