I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
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Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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