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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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