Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I could make wine with my vomit
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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