that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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