She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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