People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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