im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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