If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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