If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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