Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Do you still have your period?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
They have beer where we have blood.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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