I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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