Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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