Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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