So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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