yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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